This is us brushing our teeth, I got          This is her victoriously
mad coz she said i slobbered like a dog.      exiting the bathroom from
                                              a long tiring struggle.

       
This is her cheating on me       Ok, Ok, i better show a cute picture
with some stranger at the        before she kills me.
zoo! "I think she likes 
hairy guys."

       
Valentines, St.louis            Ok, so maybe we just woke
                                up, but it was Christmas!